my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming
life has never given me lemons
I feel like shit and I’m really horny and I just want to feel good.
hold me, comfort me, whisper to me, even when the times get hard. kiss my neck, the palm of my hands, the curve of my hips, then kiss me gently on the nose. stare at me, and you will make me blush. grab me by behind and you’ll forever be mine. play with my hair and tickle my feet and i will smile and love you heaps. i just want someone to be behind me, in case i fall, or i hurt myself. i want someone to pick me up and love me till i feel fine again.
THE ENTIRE TIME IM WATCHING THIS IM SCREAMING “THIS IS BULLSHIT” AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS
with the water droplets WHAT A FUCKING PRETENTIOUS CAKE
This cake looks like 90% icing sugar and diabetes. Who the hell even likes the taste of that much icing?! Unless it’s chocolate, or cream cheese icing, get outta town.
no fuck you stop you fucking dick
That is the result of hard work and passion, sweet, delicious passion.